1 post tagged “pregnancy test”

I think I need another mental health day.  Today is just kicking my ass.

You want to know what really sucks?

This really sucks:

You suspect you might be pregnant so you go out and spend a small fortune on a couple of home pregnancy tests.  Being a good girl, you follow directions and wait until the following morning to take the test because that is when the results are most accurate.

The next morning you wake up and stumble into the bathroom, wrestle the stick out of the foil packet (this is NOT military secrets for jeebus-sake - why are these so hard to open?), pee on it, then set it on the counter and wait.

When you come back, the result window is only half indicating and the control window is completely empty.  You consult the instructions to divine what that means and it says "invalid result - try another test".

Yay.  All of my pee went on that stick, so now I have to wait.  I think I'll try again on Friday if I don't have my answer by then.